I HATE GETTING MISSED CALLS!

I absolutely do not like missing calls.

Because then you have to call back,

and then the gum-chewing receoptionist will go "who?",

and then you repeat your name 3 times,

and then she goes "yes?"

and then you have to remind her that you're calling back because someone gave you a missed call,

and then she goes "oh.... ok, hold on",

and then she screams "who called for...*and this is where fur elise starts to play*,

and then someone else answers and says "hello?",

and then you have to repeat the purpose of your call yet again,

and then you repeat your name another 2 times,

and then they go "OH,"

check your surname,

and then say "oh yes, I'm (insert name here), calling from Singtel, I'd like to do a short survey."