Tuesday, October 13, 2009

I need to overcome my addiction...

to... BUBBLE TEA!
I have heard from various sources that bubble tea makes one fat. But it's TEA what! How fattening can it be?
Then some people say, it's all the milk powder in it... but milk is high in calcium what! Good for bones!
And some others even say it's probably all the starch in the pearls... ...Ok, I don't have an excuse for this one. I don't even know what the pearls are made of. I only know that I really like them.
But anyway, I've succumbed to the pressures of needing to look less Flabolicious. Apparently, the size 10 curves ala Marilyn Monroe don't suit me as much as I'd like it to, so fine! I've paid my dues and gone for about 3 months drinking only Honey Green Tea (No milk!) and even limited myself to only 1 cup per day and... I don't see myself losing any weight... ok, there was the exception of once or twice where Desmo and Derek ordered Pearl MILK Tea as an incentive for me to sing better during band practice, but that was only once or twice......
Does this really mean... that I have to quit drinking Bubble Tea... for good?

3 comments:

SilentZephyr said...

Alright, alright. I know the answer you're looking for...

Since stopping for 3 months did not produce any measurable improvement, the problem OBVIOUSLY does not lie there. You are therefore permitted to drink bubble tea within reasonable limits.

Apparently your pigginess is due to something else =P

Derek said...

Jo we din buy you milk tea as an incentive for you to sing better , we bought you milk tea cause you always drink it.
Besides the only incentive it could be for would so you won't show up for jamming 1/2 hr late

Perfectly Imperfect said...

OOOI Derek, WHO say!? You still let me have it even though I was late what......

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