Saturday, February 12, 2011

5 Annoying Things To Do on Valentine's Day

So, Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and you haven't got any plans. That's alright! Valentine's Day is supposed to be fun and I know for a fact that many people consider annoying other people a fun thing to do. (Don't look at me, I don't know why either.)

BUT here's a list of things to do if you're one of those.

1. If you're in a lift, and you see someone rushing (most likely for his/her date), be nice, and hold the door open for him/her. Once he/she gets in, tell him/her politely that you're waiting for a friend while you keep the door open. After a while, shout out at some random stranger, "Hi Greg! How's your day been?", and let the doors close.

Then, ask the Date-Rusher which floor he/she is heading to, and push the button to the wrong floor. If he/she tries to correct you, push another wrong button. It would be best if you could end up lighting ALL the buttons so that the lift stops on every level.

2. Call up customer hotlines and ask what date it is. Realize it's Valentine's Day and then whine about how you don't have a date. Then ask the operator for advice on how to get one.

3. Stare at the lovey-dovey diners through your fork and pretend that they're in jail.

4. If you have a date, that's great! Bring him/her to an opera. And then sing along.

Or go to a poetry recital. And ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Or bring him/her for a nice dinner. And then pay the entire bill in coins. Also, don't forget to leave tips in some other currency (but still coins).

5. Be late for your date. And tell them that you were late because your other date took longer than expected.

Well, those are 5 annoying things to do! Let me know if you can think of anything more annoying than that!

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