I was in school today (to those of you who don't know yet, I'm taking an English Course) and I realized that there are tons and tons and tons of homework assignments which I have not done! My very kind classmate, Ben, had been telling me from the start to keep up with the homework or else it'll become this super-duper gigantic unfinishable pile, and I made it a point to listen to his advice. But you see, listening to advice is different from taking action after taking heed of advice. Thus, here I am, and there it is. The Giant Pile of Homework.
Can I pay someone to do it for me?
I wish I could take a photo of The Giant Pile of Homework, but it is so gigantenormous that it just won't fit in a picture.